With a name like Greaser, it was either wrench for a living or write for Common Tread. Andy’s taste in motorcycles skews towards Japanese middleweights, especially the weird ones, but he’ll ride anything if you toss him the keys. His personal bikes have been (politely) called “cheap thrills.” He is careful not to park them too close to recycling bins. Special talents include a) encyclopedic knowledge of 1990s sport bikes, b) an uncanny ability to plate any motorcycle, and c) a perpetual tank’s-half-full attitude. Somehow, Andy Greaser is DOT-approved.